2020愚人节英语幽默搞笑短信祝福语大全

祝福语 作者:第一句子网:www.diyijuzi.com xiaoling 2020-03-26 09:22:02

愚人节马上就要到了,你是准备好“整人”还是等待“被整”了呢?今天小编来跟大家分享一下愚人节用英语说祝福语有哪些?赶紧来学习吧 。


1、because of you, i believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi. what is built nie ah?!

因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是……我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!”

2、also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!

砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以……拍你用它最合适!

3、psychological test: if you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool's day!

心理测试:如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案:1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

4、my love, you take my breath away.what have you stepped in to smell this way?

爱人啊,你简直让我窒息,

5、你在哪沾上的一身臭气?

i want to feel your sweet embrace;

6、but don’t take that paper bag off your face.

我渴望你温柔的拥抱,但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。

7、i thought that i could love no other–that is until i met your brother.

曾以为一生只爱你一个,直到遇见你的二表哥。

8、i love your smile, your face, and your eyes, damn, i’m good at telling lies!

我爱你的明眸,你的脸庞,你的微笑,妈的,我真是说谎不打草稿!

9、i see your face when i am dreaming that’s why i always wake up screaming.

你的容颜依稀入梦境,于是我在尖叫中惊醒。

10、kind, intelligent, loving and hot;this describes everything you are not.

善良、聪慧、多情而性感,可惜这些你一条都不占。

11、notice: aprilfool's day approaching, on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!

通告:愚人节来临,4月1 日您收到的短信均为假的,意思正好截然相反,敬请留意。以下是第一条:您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!

12、shaceng said: i have 16 change! journey said: i have 32 change! wukong said: i am 72 changed! in his tang seng: nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? happy april fool's day!

沙僧说:我有16变!八戒说:我有32变!悟空说:我有72变!唐僧大怒:西天路上也没见你们变个电话,看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!

13、Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!

心理测试:如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢。答案:1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

14、In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relish is always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!

在我眼里,你看上去永远是无忧无虑,吃饭永远是津津有味,睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀,唉!有时候想想,像你那样做头猪也挺好的!

15、after dinner seven commandment: i quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! journey: remember?

饭后七戒:一戒吸烟,二戒马上吃水果,三戒放松裤带,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡觉!八戒:记住了吗?  some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked 16、vest, manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. you really do not know how that is saiguo rabbit?

今天有人看见你了,你还是那样迷人,穿着格子背心,慢悠悠地走着,一副超然自在的样子,实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?

17、If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……

如果你长得难看,请打110;如果你身材不好,请打120;如果你脾气不好,请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮,请打我手机,详谈……

18、Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !

因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是——我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!